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Introduction, A Gift From Derrick Introduction, A Gift From Derrick

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Some Jokes That Have To Do With My Girlfriend, A Hotel In Boston, A Man In Provincetown, Twitter, Time Vs. Timing, A Neck Pillow Some Jokes That Have To Do With My Girlfriend, A Hotel In Boston, A Man In Provincetown, Twitter, Time Vs. Timing, A Neck Pillow

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Sub Pop Showcase At SxSW / Ask A Pastor Sub Pop Showcase At SxSW / Ask A Pastor

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Some Jokes That Touch Upon Religion, Guitar Center / A LinkedIn Profile Some Jokes That Touch Upon Religion, Guitar Center / A LinkedIn Profile

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The Time I Was Mugged In Mexico With Michael Stipe The Time I Was Mugged In Mexico With Michael Stipe

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Girlfriend, Khaleesi, Any Questions, Making A ‘Zine Girlfriend, Khaleesi, Any Questions, Making A ‘Zine

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Contacting Celebrities On Facebook Contacting Celebrities On Facebook

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Not Happy With A Parking Ticket I Got In Portsmouth, NH Not Happy With A Parking Ticket I Got In Portsmouth, NH

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Paintings I Made To Showcase At My Local Whole Foods / I Marry A Couple From The Audience On Stage Paintings I Made To Showcase At My Local Whole Foods / I Marry A Couple From The Audience On Stage

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Welcome To The Meditation, Please Get Comfortable Welcome To The Meditation, Please Get Comfortable

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The Body / Feet & Legs The Body / Feet & Legs

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Tummy, Doodle & Hoo-Hoo / Heart Tummy, Doodle & Hoo-Hoo / Heart

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Throat, Arms & Hands / Head Throat, Arms & Hands / Head

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Thank You Body, Simple Ways To Relax Thank You Body, Simple Ways To Relax

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Introduction / Horse / Horse Galloping / Horse III / Duck / Duck II / Dog / Cat / Cat Purring / Cat Asking For Directions / Two Sheep Arguing / Mice Making Fried Rice / Bear / Wolf / Fox Embarrassed About His Boner / Giraffe Sleeping / Turtle… Introduction / Horse / Horse Galloping / Horse III / Duck / Duck II / Dog / Cat / Cat Purring / Cat Asking For Directions / Two Sheep Arguing / Mice Making Fried Rice / Bear / Wolf / Fox Embarrassed About His Boner / Giraffe Sleeping / Turtle…

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Doorbell / Alarm Clock / Frying Pan Sizzle / Teapot Whistle / Dishwasher Running / Telephone Ringing / Telephone Falling On The Ground / Shower Running / Crackling Fire / VCR Ejecting A Tape / Group Of Businessmen Agreeing / Baby Locked In A Dresser… Doorbell / Alarm Clock / Frying Pan Sizzle / Teapot Whistle / Dishwasher Running / Telephone Ringing / Telephone Falling On The Ground / Shower Running / Crackling Fire / VCR Ejecting A Tape / Group Of Businessmen Agreeing / Baby Locked In A Dresser…

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Rave / Last Guy At A Rave / Train / Steam Engine / Neon Sign / Motorcycle / Scanning An Item / Feeling For A Ripe Avocado / Jihadist After Seeing About A Boy / Jack-In-The-Box / Jigsaw Puzzle / Fire Truck / Video Game… Rave / Last Guy At A Rave / Train / Steam Engine / Neon Sign / Motorcycle / Scanning An Item / Feeling For A Ripe Avocado / Jihadist After Seeing About A Boy / Jack-In-The-Box / Jigsaw Puzzle / Fire Truck / Video Game…

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Police Siren / Police Siren In Europe / Police Siren In Belgium / Gun Shot / Machine Gun / .357 Magnum Inside A Watermelon / Gays In The Military / Thunder / Rain / Hurricane / Blizzard / Snowing / Sentient Robot Going About His Daily Business… Police Siren / Police Siren In Europe / Police Siren In Belgium / Gun Shot / Machine Gun / .357 Magnum Inside A Watermelon / Gays In The Military / Thunder / Rain / Hurricane / Blizzard / Snowing / Sentient Robot Going About His Daily Business…

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Going To Warp Speed / Alien Supermarket / Laser Gunfire / Someone Controlling Technology By Waving Their Hands / Ronald Reagan Taking A Shower / Tacos / Fur Coat Getting Fucked By A Bunch Of Cats / Tree Falling In A Forest… Going To Warp Speed / Alien Supermarket / Laser Gunfire / Someone Controlling Technology By Waving Their Hands / Ronald Reagan Taking A Shower / Tacos / Fur Coat Getting Fucked By A Bunch Of Cats / Tree Falling In A Forest…

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Grasshopper Asking A Dog A Question / Shortwave Radio / Two Apples On A Rainy Sunday In The Fall / Dentist Having Sex / Panda At A Hotel / Birth Control Pills Telling A Little Boy Not To Eat Them / Cat That Doesn’t Mind / Male Toothpaste Being Sneaky Grasshopper Asking A Dog A Question / Shortwave Radio / Two Apples On A Rainy Sunday In The Fall / Dentist Having Sex / Panda At A Hotel / Birth Control Pills Telling A Little Boy Not To Eat Them / Cat That Doesn’t Mind / Male Toothpaste Being Sneaky

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LGBT Party Where People Are Eating Sushi / LGBT Newsletter That Loves The Expendables Franchise / Sweaty Kid Crying About A Sandwich / Too Many Pieces Of Paper / Puddle / Magic Clown Using His Powers / Wild Turkey Bragging About His Mansion… LGBT Party Where People Are Eating Sushi / LGBT Newsletter That Loves The Expendables Franchise / Sweaty Kid Crying About A Sandwich / Too Many Pieces Of Paper / Puddle / Magic Clown Using His Powers / Wild Turkey Bragging About His Mansion…

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Boy Who Loves Hammocks / Dustpan / A Billion Ants Writing A Complaint Letter / Two 20-Year-Olds Touching Their Winkies / Yellow Line That Divides Roads / Smell Of A Pear / Group Of Wealthy Men / Confused Child / 25 Rats Sleeping / Flowers / Fishing… Boy Who Loves Hammocks / Dustpan / A Billion Ants Writing A Complaint Letter / Two 20-Year-Olds Touching Their Winkies / Yellow Line That Divides Roads / Smell Of A Pear / Group Of Wealthy Men / Confused Child / 25 Rats Sleeping / Flowers / Fishing…

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The Moment A Well-Respected Author Wins The Guinness World Record / Salad / Little Girl Teasing A Lamp / Zoo With Nothing To Lose / Racist Stapler / Friendship Bracelet / Thor’s Hammer, Mjölnir / Two Lost Fireflies / Humpback Whale… The Moment A Well-Respected Author Wins The Guinness World Record / Salad / Little Girl Teasing A Lamp / Zoo With Nothing To Lose / Racist Stapler / Friendship Bracelet / Thor’s Hammer, Mjölnir / Two Lost Fireflies / Humpback Whale…

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A Medically Reliable Introduction To Digital Drugs / Marijuana A Medically Reliable Introduction To Digital Drugs / Marijuana

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PCP PCP

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Heroin Heroin

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Apple Cider Vinegar Apple Cider Vinegar

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MDMA MDMA

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LSD LSD

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Amoxicillin Amoxicillin

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Peyote Peyote

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Amaretto Sour Amaretto Sour

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Oxycodone Oxycodone

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Crying / More Crying / Still Crying Crying / More Crying / Still Crying

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I Simply Keep Crying I Simply Keep Crying

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Welcome To My Russian Audio Phrasebook / Common Statements & Questions For Everyday Situations / Conversational Russian In The Workplace Welcome To My Russian Audio Phrasebook / Common Statements & Questions For Everyday Situations / Conversational Russian In The Workplace

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Casual Phrases For Parties, Pubs & Outings / Proper Dinner Conversation For The Educated Guest Casual Phrases For Parties, Pubs & Outings / Proper Dinner Conversation For The Educated Guest

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Small Talk With Strangers & Acquaintances in Public Spaces Small Talk With Strangers & Acquaintances in Public Spaces

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Useful Phrases While On Vacation In Russia / Commonplace Subjects Within The Rich World of Academia Useful Phrases While On Vacation In Russia / Commonplace Subjects Within The Rich World of Academia

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Polite Ways To Engage People of High Status Polite Ways To Engage People of High Status

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Enter The Fuckscape Enter The Fuckscape

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Take A Ride On The Poon Schooner Take A Ride On The Poon Schooner

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I'm A Dirty Little Foreign Advisor I'm A Dirty Little Foreign Advisor

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I Thought I Was The Pancake Man I Thought I Was The Pancake Man

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You're A World-Class Pussy-Grifter You're A World-Class Pussy-Grifter

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Intro To Ringtones / Phone Call / Vibrate Vibrate Vibrate / Ding-Dong Doodly-Doo / Waterfalls Shrimp Shrimp / Fiddle-Doddle-Doodle-Deedle / Doo-Doo-Pa-Dee-Da-Da-Pada/ Phone Is Ringing / Friend / Love / Spicy Fish/ Mother Calling / Father Calling… Intro To Ringtones / Phone Call / Vibrate Vibrate Vibrate / Ding-Dong Doodly-Doo / Waterfalls Shrimp Shrimp / Fiddle-Doddle-Doodle-Deedle / Doo-Doo-Pa-Dee-Da-Da-Pada/ Phone Is Ringing / Friend / Love / Spicy Fish/ Mother Calling / Father Calling…

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Someone Is Calling / Fuckface Calling / Acquaintance / Unnnnnn / Auauauauauauau / Wouowowoooouuuooo/ Whistle Ring / Trtrtrtrtrtrtrllllbbrrr / Vrrrvvvvvvvvvvbbbrrr / Hyeuueehuuyehyeheyehyeyeeuu / Gwreeegwkqreu / Hrrruuhrrrunnghruu / Hraaaa! Hraavlaa!... Someone Is Calling / Fuckface Calling / Acquaintance / Unnnnnn / Auauauauauauau / Wouowowoooouuuooo/ Whistle Ring / Trtrtrtrtrtrtrllllbbrrr / Vrrrvvvvvvvvvvbbbrrr / Hyeuueehuuyehyeheyehyeyeeuu / Gwreeegwkqreu / Hrrruuhrrrunnghruu / Hraaaa! Hraavlaa!...

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Colleague / Doodle-Doodle Hoo-Hoo / Hey! / Waffles / Fuckbuddy / Piano Cleaner / Bryan / Cream Cheese / Rabbi / Priest / I Can’t Answer The Phone / / Intro To Outgoing Voicemail Messages / Dr. Fart / Sarah / Social Anxiety / The Sizzle-Maker Colleague / Doodle-Doodle Hoo-Hoo / Hey! / Waffles / Fuckbuddy / Piano Cleaner / Bryan / Cream Cheese / Rabbi / Priest / I Can’t Answer The Phone / / Intro To Outgoing Voicemail Messages / Dr. Fart / Sarah / Social Anxiety / The Sizzle-Maker

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Mittens / Kate / No Answer / Debbie / Andrew / Phil Donahue / Kaitlin / Old Man / Steve / Lucy / Judy / Megan / Leave Your Name / Kim / Tim / Miguel / Sebastian / Penicillin Dong / Thong McHacky-Sack / Matt / Katie / Confident Balls / Robert Mittens / Kate / No Answer / Debbie / Andrew / Phil Donahue / Kaitlin / Old Man / Steve / Lucy / Judy / Megan / Leave Your Name / Kim / Tim / Miguel / Sebastian / Penicillin Dong / Thong McHacky-Sack / Matt / Katie / Confident Balls / Robert

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Mr. Shitface / Pile Of Sneakers / Pasta Nasty / Crème Fresh Jackson / I Can’t Answer The Phone / Flitchy Woo-Woo / Slick Motherfucker / Sleepy Horse / Can’t Come To Phone / Dawn/ I Am A Doctor / Nick / Poodle / Hello, Mr. Cunt… Mr. Shitface / Pile Of Sneakers / Pasta Nasty / Crème Fresh Jackson / I Can’t Answer The Phone / Flitchy Woo-Woo / Slick Motherfucker / Sleepy Horse / Can’t Come To Phone / Dawn/ I Am A Doctor / Nick / Poodle / Hello, Mr. Cunt…

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Please Take Off Your Shoes / Don Draper Has The Flu / Moons Over Your Hammy / It’s Not A Slumber Party Without Thor / Now My Back Hurts / Waffle House Parking Lot Mix-Up / Thank You So, So Much Mandy Patinkin / Oops / Sneaking Around The Zoo… Please Take Off Your Shoes / Don Draper Has The Flu / Moons Over Your Hammy / It’s Not A Slumber Party Without Thor / Now My Back Hurts / Waffle House Parking Lot Mix-Up / Thank You So, So Much Mandy Patinkin / Oops / Sneaking Around The Zoo…

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Offal For Lunch, Woo-Hoo For Dinner / Goofballs Having Silly Fun / The Jackal Never Misses! / Land-Grabber’s Cousin Has Nice Upstairs / Mrs. Thunder/Mr. 80% Chance Of Rain / Don’t Mind If I Do… / Round One Goes To Princess-Rump / Happy And Stuffed… Offal For Lunch, Woo-Hoo For Dinner / Goofballs Having Silly Fun / The Jackal Never Misses! / Land-Grabber’s Cousin Has Nice Upstairs / Mrs. Thunder/Mr. 80% Chance Of Rain / Don’t Mind If I Do… / Round One Goes To Princess-Rump / Happy And Stuffed…

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48 And Flexible / That Was Worth It / Bandits Helping Around The House / Army Buddies Going Big-Ball Bowling / I’m The Autodidact Of Amour / Oh, My Wife Knows / That Was The Best FTP I Ever Uploaded / The Healing Heart/Mother-In-Law… 48 And Flexible / That Was Worth It / Bandits Helping Around The House / Army Buddies Going Big-Ball Bowling / I’m The Autodidact Of Amour / Oh, My Wife Knows / That Was The Best FTP I Ever Uploaded / The Healing Heart/Mother-In-Law…

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These Goat-Like People Know Their Bodies! / Bill Clinton Is Still Quite Playful / I Could Sure Use A Glass Of Water Now / The Kindness Of Strangers / We’re Registered At Bed, Bath & Behind / IT Department Doesn’t Have A Care In The World… These Goat-Like People Know Their Bodies! / Bill Clinton Is Still Quite Playful / I Could Sure Use A Glass Of Water Now / The Kindness Of Strangers / We’re Registered At Bed, Bath & Behind / IT Department Doesn’t Have A Care In The World…

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With Or Without You (Preferably With) / Shouts And Murmurs / Pilates Are Invigorating / I'll Take A Look At The Dessert Menu / The Last Rock Star / It's Noon Somewhere / My Bar Mitzvah Was Ten Years Ago / Community Bookstore Meet-Up Gone Good… With Or Without You (Preferably With) / Shouts And Murmurs / Pilates Are Invigorating / I'll Take A Look At The Dessert Menu / The Last Rock Star / It's Noon Somewhere / My Bar Mitzvah Was Ten Years Ago / Community Bookstore Meet-Up Gone Good…

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Call Me Dr. Stardust / Now That's How A Puppy Should Sneeze / Fun Times Inside A Grain Elevator / Operation Cooch-Toot / Preggo! / My Parents Won't Be Home For A Year And Five Days / Sure, In There Is Fine / The Official Webcam Of Yugoslavia… Call Me Dr. Stardust / Now That's How A Puppy Should Sneeze / Fun Times Inside A Grain Elevator / Operation Cooch-Toot / Preggo! / My Parents Won't Be Home For A Year And Five Days / Sure, In There Is Fine / The Official Webcam Of Yugoslavia…

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Senior Year Hebrew School Mischief / I Wonder If This Was Allowed In Prussia? / Pretty Fun Night In Merrill C3 Short / Should We Take The Bridge Or The Tunnel? / Dirty Boulevard / Is The Love-Falcon Available For Birthdays?... Senior Year Hebrew School Mischief / I Wonder If This Was Allowed In Prussia? / Pretty Fun Night In Merrill C3 Short / Should We Take The Bridge Or The Tunnel? / Dirty Boulevard / Is The Love-Falcon Available For Birthdays?...

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Never You Mind That / She Got A Real Candy Apple Poot-Hooter / Dolph Lundgren At That Top Of His Game / Mustachioed Man Has Patience, Diligence / Two Gigolos, One Office Manager / Secretary Of State Is Not Off-Putting… Never You Mind That / She Got A Real Candy Apple Poot-Hooter / Dolph Lundgren At That Top Of His Game / Mustachioed Man Has Patience, Diligence / Two Gigolos, One Office Manager / Secretary Of State Is Not Off-Putting…

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Businessman Has Ding-Dong Like Rocket Ship / Sally’s In Charge / Too Much Pudding, Not Enough Spoons / The Turkish Parliament Has Approved This “Carrot-Man” / It’s Raining Dan / It’s Like Apples And Oranges (Fucking)… Businessman Has Ding-Dong Like Rocket Ship / Sally’s In Charge / Too Much Pudding, Not Enough Spoons / The Turkish Parliament Has Approved This “Carrot-Man” / It’s Raining Dan / It’s Like Apples And Oranges (Fucking)…

Eugene Mirman

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You’re Like John Adams Times 1.5! / Babysitter Surprisingly Into Divorced Software Engineer / I Guess We’ll Need A New Kitchen / Guilty Catholics Have To Marry Each Other / They Call Me The “You’re Welcome Man”… You’re Like John Adams Times 1.5! / Babysitter Surprisingly Into Divorced Software Engineer / I Guess We’ll Need A New Kitchen / Guilty Catholics Have To Marry Each Other / They Call Me The “You’re Welcome Man”…

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